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So. This is not complete. There are going to be a few things I missed, as well as stuff I originally did not intend on including that I decided to include later but couldn’t be arsed to go back and find old stuff. Originally I intended on doing a doublecheck run, but it turns out it isn’t actually that much fun skimming through around 550 thread pages, so I’ll pass. If you’re aware of something that should be here send me a pm or something. I am aware some of these links are broken, and at some point I will probably try to pm people and get different ones. On that note, because a lot of this is starting to decay, it would be appreciated if people would back this shit up.


RhymesEdit

Iy: Yeeeeah, HEARTSTUCK KANAYA, HER SITUATION’S DIRE, BUT SHE’S A REAL LIVE WIRE, AND HER SOLUTION REQUIRES:

ONE MAD CAT GIRL, PENCILS WEDGED BETWEEN HER KNUCKLES, TEETH SHINY AS A PEARL, AND SHE’S DOWN FOR THE STRUGGLE

ONE CANE A’ DRUBBING, THOUGH SHE’S BLIND AS A BAT, SHE’S COMING OUT SLUGGING, LAY YOU OUT LIKE A WELCOME MAT

AND THEN WE HAVE JADE, LEADER OF THE GAT BRIGADE, MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A HAND GRENADE, CATCH A BULLET SERENADE

THAT ONE GIRL, THAT CAUGHT A TRIP TO THE BURN WARD, SHE GRABBED YOU BY THE VOCAL CHORDS, AND SHE’S COMING BACK FOR MOOOOOOORE

SO CALSMIS, GET THIS, YOU’RE IN FUCKING TROUBLE, BETTER RUN AWAY ON THE DOUBLE, LEST YOU GET TURNED TO RUBBLE

BECAUSE HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED, MESS WITH A BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS, BECAUSE EVERY ROSE HAS IT’S THORN

Insaneyanish: >Aradia: RUN THROUGH THE FIRE, WITH FLASHBACKS IN YOUR MIND. YOU’RE UP AND OUTTA TIME, WHEN THE FIRE HITS THE PRIME. WHEN BAD MEMORIES SURFACE, SO DOES THE ANGER. YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER CONSIDERING THE DANGER. TO A FACEFULL OF FIRE, YOU COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS. YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE IS ALREADY WRECKED. BUT NOW THERE’S LIVES ON THE LINE, WITH PEOPLE TO PROTECT. FUCK HIS SICK BURNS, IT’S TIME TO INTERJECT.

Twokillermockingbirds: Terezi:

Things are getting way too hot in here, don’t you think?

You never meddle with disaster unless things are on the brink

But move faster

Gotta get past her

You don’t want to make Zir pay, you got justice to uphold

Throw Nepeta in the drink, a little bitch needs to be told-

When you turn to starting fires chances are you’ll get a burn.

You’ve got a red-blood outcast ‘bout to go insane

Center stage

One choice remains

You’re already saw what happens when violence turns to flames

Time to interject some laws, kick ass and take names

JollyPacifist:. >Kanaya : These sick fires burn higher, but bitch!

THIS AIN’T ROME!

Shi brought flamethrowers to a gun fight?

SEND HIR HOME!

Passion in your vocal chords,

Diction like a MEGAZORD,

Teach that little missy why they call you the CHARISMA LORD!

Four sexy allies and a bitchin’ chainblade,

Lay some nasty smackdown and send her ass back to the SECOND GRAAAAAAADE!

>Aradia : Excuse me? Excuse me!?

You think a little tiny blaze will confuse me?

You’re no average girl; your will is not unfurled,

So send this two-bit poser back into the Underworld!

Smash some toes,

Break a nose,

Maybe even stop hir breath!

Give a whole new meaning to the term ‘Black Death’!

Twokillermockingbirds: >Calmasis:

This inssolent naivete is ccertainly amussing

But you hate thesse childissh gamess ass much as you hate lossing

Now, the trucking and the frog hunts are ssimply not your sstyle

Let’ss ssimply let the ssun sset, turn thiss campout to a bonfire

Play up your little friendsshipss, run me over, flassh ssome sskin

Jusst know I break the game- there’ss no way you can win

(Thank you, Prin!)

Insaneyanish: >Jade: THE ONLY RAPPING YOU NEED TO DO IS WRAP YOUR FINGER ‘ROUND A TRIGGER

THINGS ARE HEATING UP A BIT, PROBLEMS GETTING BIGGER

SO FLIP OUT AN EXTRA CLIP, FILL IT FULL OF HOLLOWTIPS, SLAP IT IN, LET IT RIP, RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS LIKE THE GAZA STRIP (WHAT)

HE’LL CATCH SO MANY CLAPS, IT’S LIKE A STANDING OVATION, HIS HEART’LL TAKE A BREAK, AND HIS HEAD’LL BE ON VACATION

YOUR PATIENCE IS GONE, IT’S ALMOST DUSK, I SAY GAME ON, TURN HIS ASS INTO DUST

YOUR LUST FOR THE TRUST IN THE JUST IS FOND, BEFORE LONG THE SUN IS SETTING ON

THE HORIZON, DEAR. NIGHT IS GETTING PRETTY NEAR. SO PUT AWAY YOUR FEARS, YOU’VE GOTTA PERSERVERE!

The Mather1: Yo Calmasis your flames are hot,

but don’t tell me that’s all ya got.

Cuz plastic melts and fuel combusts.

Think it’ll last til you burn our husks?

Don’t you know you’ll be blowing up?

Who did you think you were, going up

against us, hoping to deal some shame?

To bad you’re only going up in flame.

You’re a joker,

going up against us with a super soaker.

Don’t you realize there’s no space for maids,

when the one you’re facing is the ace of spades?

Kyntello: Waltz.

Straight eighths.

Kanaya:

My dear, have you gone

Insane? (beat) So we

burn; what have you to

gain? (beat) ‘Tis not but

pretty incandescent

rain, (beat) To think you’d

win makes you seem quite

inane. (beat) You may be

(Time shift: Common)

armed but you’re a

lone (as your “comm

-rades” have fully

shown), beyond your

law your mind has

flown and with your truer colors

shown, you’d best

(Time shift: waltz)

fly, struggle but brings

pain, but if by

(Time shift: Waltz in one)

chance you think

not, let my

friend with the

glock put a

limp in your

step, (beat) a

cap for your

cap, throw the

tick of your

clock (beat) rest ass-

ured (beat) my

friend (beat) that the

(Time Shift: Waltz)

slightest violence brings but

pain (beat) and be-

(Time shift: 5/4)

tween us five your ass is very truly

owned.

Destruction dragon 360: Oh fuck, it seems, the threads gone to shit,

Since half, the forum-goers missed half of it.

But everybody knows, everybody knows,

That in this thread just bout anything goes.

Except for maybe RP, that shit’s so inane.

‘Specially since most of us are completely insane.

But as for our harsh raps, our sick beats, or ill rhymes.

Bitches, just roll with it and get with the times. >8^D

Insaneyanish: >Calsmis:

Watch the fire peep out your super soaker/

It feeds off the living things, you call it the power broker/

You figure it’s roll over rover, game set match/

and you’re title holder, soldier, light the match/

Burn ‘em all down to a charcoal black/

This torch is hot, but you’re cooler than an ice pack/

So grab your notebook and start taking names/

For the ones that survive, will soon die in the FLAMES/

||——-HOOOOOLD UPPPPPP——-||

>Aradia:

YOU TAKE ONE STEP, AND THEN YOU TAKE ANOTHER/

YOUR ANGER’S IN CONTROL, BECAUSE LOGIC RAN FOR COVER/

MARCH HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE DRAGON’S MOUTH/

GRAB IT BY THE TONGUE AND THEN YOU RIP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT/

AND THEN RAIN DESTRUCTION LIKE A VOLCANO ERUPTION/

YOU JUST HAVE THE GUMPTION TO KNOCK OUT HIS MOTOR FUNCTIONS/

AND THEN YOU TAKE THE ANGER, AND ALL OF THE PAIN/

ALL OF THE TIMES YOU’D WISHED YOU’D NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN/

YOU TAKE THAT HURT, AND YOU PUT IT TO WORK/

YOU LOCK IT IN YOUR HANDS AND KEEP IT THERE, GO BERSERK/

WRECK HIS SHIT FOR THE SECOND AND LAST TIME/

FOR THE VIOLENCE YOU SHALL COMMIT WILL BE RECORDED AS WAR CRIMES/

Chirijiradin:

Gamzee:

Best not to mess with me son, lest you go down

Imma wreck you, so turn that face from a frown

Into one of acceptance, or face the wrath

Of someone who knows the true path

Of the mirthful messiahs, ‘cause shit just got real

You can rap and rap ‘til your face is teal,

But you’ll never beat me, bro

And of that you can be sho’

AR:

Sick fires gotta happen, and they will be served

And looks like you’ve got none so far, have you heard

What your pathetic raps are doing, ‘cause you’re in for a shock,

All you can do is feebly block

My sick rhymes will make you so ill

You might as well start writing a will

You’ve just been burned, whatcha gonna do

Do what you best, slink away and stew.

Gamzee:

Bitch, I don’t have to tolerate

Your weak-ass excuse for raps

So get it straight

I am the one who is king of this crap,

Because my raps are the gallows,

My rhymes are the cord,

You gonna dance for me sucka,

That much is assured.

DestructionDragon360:

Gamzee:

SUP MOTHERFUCKER WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE

youre opening the door for worms in a clown car

YOU DONT KNOW WITH WHO YOU ALL UP IN MESS

but from a shrimpy like you dont expext nothin less

TO BE LEFT OUT TO DRY ALL COVERED IN RUST

after ive pulverized you into special stardust

YOU CANT HOPE TO UP AND BEAT ME

that aint no motherfuckin lie

SO HAUL ASS AND GET OUT

son dont even try.

AR:

Okay I get it you think your so tough.

I know talent when I see it I’ve been in this enough.

But sit your flaming ass down and prepare to get served.

An ice-cold glass of irony shaken not stirred.

Cuz you’re in my house, boy, got to earn my respect.

Unless you’re a scaredy fucking mouse, stand up, throw down, and fucking represent.

Trulyelse:

Gamzee:

MOTHERFUCKER YOU COMIN TO MY HOLY CIRCLE

but youre up against the beast wwith the text that is purple

YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL TALKIN SHIT IN BLOOD-ORANGE

but you against the pro… uhhh…

MOTHER FUCK.

Insaneyanish:

>Gamzee:

ChUcKlEs ChUcKlEs, NoW tHiS iS lOvElY!

I FeEl sO HaPpY! >TAVROS: HUG ME!

SoMe hAtEr wAnTs tO GeT InTo a sCuFfLe,

WeLl i’lL GiVe yOu oNe gOoD ReAsOn wHy yOu iN TrOuBlE.

MiRaClEs bRo, No sHiTs gIvEn.

No sHiT TaKeN, sO YoU CaN GeT In.

My sUpEr dUpEr hApPy pApPy mIrAcLe rIdE!

FaStEn yOuR SeAtBeLt, KeEp yOuR ArMs oN ThE InSiDe.

BeCaUsE If yOu dOn’t, BaD ThInGs mIgHt hApPeN.

I CaN’T PrOmIsE YoU’Ll sUrViVe, So lEtS GeT ThInGs cRaCkIn’.

YoU CaN’T EvEn tOuCh wHaT YoU DoN’T UnDeRsTaNd.

ThAt’s tHe lAw oF ThE LaNd, FrOm hErE To tHe rIo gRaNdE.

AnD To bE CoMpLeTeLy hOnEsT, i dOn’t qUiTe gEt mYsElF.

BaTtLe rAp mE? iT’S FlAt oUt bAd fOr yOuR HeAlTh.

NoT JuSt fOr yOu, BuT BaD FoR YoUr fRiEnDs, DuDe.

I’Ll fLy oN ThIs mIc aNd dRoP BoMbS On tHeM ToO!

I’Ll lEaVe yOuR CrEw a cHaRcOaL BuRnT-OuT CrAtEr.

BeCaUsE ThAt’s wHaT We dO WhEn wE FaCeD WiTh a hAtEr.

TaVrOs!

yO!

wHaT’cHoO kNoW?

yOU NAILED IT LIKE A FREE THROW. tHREE OF THEM IN A ROW!

Kyntello:

Tsk tsk, what is this?

little brother, spraying piss?

I’ll give you credit, you can hiss

but that don’t burn, that’s just a kiss

I smell smoke but see no fire

did it choke? did it die? or

can this broke, nazi eyesore,

can this joke give you what-for?

Little bro, do you know

Just how sorry is your flow?

Sometimes I just wish you’d go

Besides, don’t you have dudes to blow?

I’m done, you’ll never learn

I thought you’d take some sizzle from this burn

But I see you’d rather be a toy

So enjoy your little Menage a troi

Insaneyanish:

>AP:

Ring the fire alarms, I’m shutting your Juggalo ass down.

You must be new around, I’m the king of rhymes in this town.

You’re in the E.R. for a reason, you won’t be leavin’.

You’re a heathen, and stepping foot here is high treason.

Your raps bounce off a’ me, my skin’s like onyx.

You spittle your riddles like you overdosed on chronic.

How much do you gotta smoke to EVEN?

I’m here to hunt clowns, and your silly ass is in season.

So you better duck your way outta my sights.

There’s no way in hell that you’re winning this fight.

Your whole schtick is a joke I- I….

cHOKE! cHOKE! cHOKE! cHOKE!

I won’t, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t!

You’re heckling me laying there with your legs broke?

You make me sick, you little shit.

All you’re good for is only one trick, pony.

My rhymes are worth MONEY, technically you owe me. bLOW ME!

That’ll cost too, you useless little shew.

I’m worth more than you, and your whole crew.

So sit there and beware, you don’t know what to do.

Kyntello:

Tavros:

Back off Gam, this one’s mine!

Bloody little shit thinks he can rhyme?

This shits not but petty crime.

Flow any worse and you might have to do time

It’s pathetic; just forget it; ima put you inna herse

Don’t forget it; you can bet it; my sick verse will be your curse

And dont thinkiaint seen you shudder

You see dudes mackin and ya hearts a-flutter

You grab gay by the udder,

blowin dudes’ yo bread and butter!

Yo patterns are simple, dimples, you’re far from hardcore

Can’t take a stake and alliterate, you bitchy blond bore!

Now I know I’m no Shakespeare but you’re not even Poe

So caw caw yourself, motherfucker, let’s go!

Appositenautilus: AR: Time to enter the bullring, Toreadork, I’ll lead you by the nose

You think you’re hot shit with your fancy fauxhawk, but it’s a pose

You’re wearing the Emperor’s new clothes, your ass is bare but you ain’t spotted it

Hanging off that psycho Aryan clown’s dick? Dude, it makes me sick

That some Hispanic fairy-fellating twink could err so easily

I’m the red flag in your face, bro, you been blind but I’m gonna make you see

This clown’s bringing you down, he’s a give-a-fuck-ophage in a rage

Get on the wrong side of his smile for a while, kid, you’ll end up flayed

Badder than Eridan, or did you forget what this clown boy’s gone done?

Your beau’s a knife nut junkie slut cutting up douchenozzles for fun

Next time he kicks his meds to the wall? Son, you’d better run

Or be rump roast, ribs, and T-bone, getting served like a McPsycho’s bun.

Kyntello: Tavros:

bITCH STOP FLIRTING, IT’S TIME TO GET REAL

YA DON’T KNOW THE DEAL, YA JUST SPINNIN THE WHEEL

yA LINES LIMP LIKE LICORICE, AND NOT NEAR AS RED

BUT i’M STILL CHARGIN AHEAD, SON YOUR BETTER OFF DEAD

nOW WE MAY BE INSANE, BUT YOUR JUST ACTIN INANE

mAYBE YOU WOULDN’T BE SHIT IF YOUR HEAD WEREN’T DOWN THE DRAIN

YA BUT FOOLISH AND VAIN, AND YOU GOT NOTHIN TO GAIN

BETTER GET YA UMBRELLA CAUSE WE’LL MAKE IT RAIN

i MEANT IT’S HERO ON ZERO, YOUR FLOW IS JUST THE WORST

YOU SUCH A LOW DIRTY HOE, YOU AIN’T GOT BUBBLES TO BURST

SO GET OUT DA WAY, WE LININ UP TO SHOOT

HOPE YOU LIKE PB&J, YA PEACHY OVERRIPE FRUIT!

Appositenautilus: AR:

Oh look everyone, seems like Nitram found his heart

He just needs a brain, balls, and some courage and then maybe he can start

You appear to think you can rap, allow me to correct your assumption

Trying to match wits with me? Son, I dunno how you get the gumption

I’m no-one’s bitch, for the record you can call me your rap nemesis

Snap your earbones with my rhymes and then escort you from the premises

You think that’s rain? Check the report, sport, this ain’t no normal shower

It’s me standing miles above you hosing you with my lyrical power

I’m a Strider, we got mad rapping pedigree, you’re just a chump

Ready for dog food, Imma break you down till you’re nothing but kibble ‘n’ lumps

So jump! Oh wait you can’t, I forgot that you got pasted

By the crown prince of LARPers and that big bad nasty staircase

The fuck you think you can come round here and trade your barbs

You should roll back to your room, back to swapping Pokemon cards

You can’t win against me, T-cup, so forget it, lay down your lance,

Or I predict a verbal pounding with a 99% chance.

Twokillermockingbirds: AR:

No more messing with my patients ‘cause my patience is shot

Got a shot to immunize this case of suck that you’ve got

You might be in school but there’s one thing you gotta learn

A nurse nursing grudges dishes out some hot burns

You’re a face-painted freakshow, bet the kids all stop and stare

When you’re not flirting with a cripple thrown down a set of stairs

Hate to break it to you bro, but you don’t even know

You’re gonna need a catheter ‘cause you don’t have any flow

Now get out of my hospital, you Juggalo dick

I only stay here ‘cause my beats are too sick.

Kyntello:

Karkat:

WHAT’S THIS YAPPING-

THE FUCK THERE RAPPING?

I MEAN HOLY FUCK

Equius:

That’s just are luck

And, not to be rude

but it’s seems quite 100d

Karkat:

ARE THEY TRYING TO FLIRT?

WHAT IS THIS SHI

Equius: -rt

Could it be worse?

The meter; the verse?

Karkat:

MY THINKPAN; THE HURT

Equius:

And in halls of Prosperse!

Karkat:

THIS IS FUCKING MURDER

Equius:

Ine%plicably High Treason

Karkat:

LIKE BEING SPLIT BY A GIRDER

Equius:

Do they even have good reason?

Karkat:

JUST THE WORST I’VE EVER HEARD

Equius:

Cripple, Pureb100d and bird

Karkat:

LET’S JUST GO

Karkat & Equius:

WORD

Chirijiradin:

You wanted a rap battle, so your getting a war,

You dissed the party son, and that’s not wise,

And it’s gonna be finished with your sorry ass knocked out on the floor,

Blood coming out your ears and eyes,

Imma wreck you with some sick as hell raps,

Voice as fast as goddamn a whip,

You won’t even see it coming you pupa pan obsessed sap,

I don’t even need a beat when I shoot from the hip.

Insaneyanish: anytime that you feel you gotta flow, bro

just let me know though, hit the button labeled: GO

yeah, and it’s like that

put poetry to a beat and only then you have rap

you have to learn to walk before you can scrap,

get your footwork good and you’ll fucking handle that

duck and move duck and move, we ain’t got shit to prove

our hearts thump out beats, dude we’re mad rude

Rapping can be an admirable pastime,

whipping out mad rhymes to dropkick the sad lives

You just gotta feel it deep inside,

foot to pedal we ride, we ride, we ride

at sun-set, we make mad threats like ‘Nam vets

You’re a tight motherfucker, you know this cypher ain’t done yet

Insaneyanish:

How do I FUCKING count the ways?

That this comment eluded my gaze.

This just isn’t how I was raised.

I’ll fucking rap for days, cuz’ rhyme pays.

You’ll be lost for days in my deadly maze,

because deception is the deadly game the devil plays.

So if you ever think that I DON’T EXIST?

You can swallow my fist. All the way to the wrist.

Halt, stop and desist. I might allow you to exist.

When I’m rapping pissed, my shots don’t miss.

So there. Take that with all of your ‘oh fuck all that poetry bullshit’ attitude.


Appositenautilus: went out to the snack machine

Because my friends required tuck

Though I lacked requisite funds

And therefore I was out of luck

But while winos were wandering

Their fuchsia stars all flickered out

I padded round the solemn halls

And asked some girls to help me out

And when at last I’d found the cash

I went to purchase snacks anew

But someone came up at my side

Quite lovely, though I knew not who

She was in fact a glimmering girl

With short and playful tangled hair

Who fixed for me the cruel machine

To ask her name, I did not dare.

Though she be old, condescending

With hollow eyes and silly stats

I will ask her to follow me

And play our games and hold my snacks

And walk along these solemn halls

And have, until her birthday’s done

Inordinate amounts of sweets

And lots and lots of girly fun

Petroliuus: Her girth, the size

Perplexed the man.

He could not think it through.

Of how a girl

So wide of berth

Could still be carried through.

Through the streets of capitals,

Where everyone could view.

Without the care

Or worry too,

Of looking like a tool.

Insaneyanish: I’m a monster, I scale buildings and drop cars/

the drop’s far/ they’ll have to peel you off the tar/

And it won’t be long ‘till the squad deploys/

With their armed envoys/ I disarm these toys/

With loud noise/ completely fuckin’ destroyed/

even though I’m slick like Sigmund Freuid on fuckin’ lung steroids/

you best avoid/ my local Gathered masses/

because we pass out asses/ the absolute fastest/

my drastic sematics/ is the baddest,/ maddest/ habit/

I compare battle rapping to fucking hunting rabbits/

With a 12 gauge buck n’ ball/ fuck ‘em all/the curtain calls/

Big or small/ 8-ball sized holes through your drywall/

DarkTechnomancer:I dunno how to rap, I only write code/

But once I get typing, I engage beast mode/

No bug goes uncrushed, no glitch unmolested/

When it comes down to coding I’m straight uncontested/

Now I’ve no idea how to pull a lyrical segue/

So I’m just gonna say that we’re making good headway/

Kanaya will soon be rolling in cash/

And we’ll be able to say “Yeah, we completed the flash”/

Truth be told, though, it’s not up to me/

‘Cause at the moment we’re still waiting on lP/

But I’m sure once she’s done and uploaded the content/

It’ll fly by like nothing; like completion was godsent/

But I think it’s about time that I finished up here/

Gonna handle this code like a mad puppeteer/

My rhymes aren’t great, but in code noone’s greater/

So I guess that’s that. I’ll see you all later/

Gerti: With posters like these, awesome is inescapable

The rappers here are certainly capable

Of busting sweet rhymes and sicknasty beats

With fires like these you can still feel the heat

It’s rising to the ceiling like the UST meter

So sit back and relax,

We’ve got lesbeer by the liter

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Holy 2hiit DT your rhymes are phat

But maybe that’s just me, II don’t know jack

But I guess for wigglers coming out of their shells

We’ve been trying very hard to keep up them trails

Of rhymes that we’ve been dishin out, slicker than Jack NOIR

Gotta hand it to you bro, I don’t know that much MORE

Maybe just one more rhyme before bed

lP, please don’t let Roxy get dead. :(

Gerti: I didn’t think that jugallos had fears

They just spend their days rapping

And shoving miracles in your ears

As one of those wrigglers who spends his days lurking

I assure you, these rhymes? They’re definitely working

You’re breaking open shells and being cool bro

You are the chef

And we’re escargot

Because on this off-topic thread we rap for LP

The Bard of Heart and lesbians

The queen of the sea

She throws up a new thread

Every week or three

And if you stay for an update

You’ll see what I mean

When I say she’s the author

Who deserves to be seen

Insaneyanish: Juggalos fear nothing, not man, troll, or death/

We’ll just rap you to pieces, and sweep up what’s left/

Give ‘em what they want! Give ‘em what they need!/

You need to sweat and BLEED TO SUCCEED/

Get slapped/ get trapped/ get clapped/

oh SNAP/

OH CRAP/ No SLACK/

You LACK/

GET BACK/ On TRACK/

GET SACKED/

QUARTERBACK/ I’m a HALF-TRACK, you ASS-CRACK/

Twokillermockingbirds: So, I’ve got a little anecdote to share on this thread

And antidote to boredom and some humor to spread

So sit back and relax

My rhymes are on the attack

This ain’t no taxing tale so don’t be losing your head

So my friends all last night hopped into their rides

Decided on a trip more sick than cyanide

The crew all cruised on up to their favorite joint

And what they brought back did not disappoint

Today I was annointed with my first sip of Faygo

The stuff’s as rocking as lesbeer, left my heart aglow

But before I got a twist on that sweet bottle cap

My friends laughed and said oh no, for this you gotta rap

They thought I’d fizzle out but I wanted that fizz

Turned from soda into soldier, went with a cadence

Blinded them all, with my sweet rappin’ radiance

Those rhymes were spouting more than mentos in pop

Left their jaws dropping once the rhythm dropped

Now I’m popping in here just to let you all know

My skills with mangling rhymes come from being a lesbro

And this is twisted rhyme scheme’s but a way to state this

Basically, I appreciate it

Rocketpapaya413: I see my compatriots here spitting hot fires

I must admit my skills lack for such heavenly choirs

My gravest apologies, fellow lesbros

But I am much more adept at written prose

Armed with just my wit and a rhyme dictionary

Perhaps I am not cut out for this rhyme military

Nevertheless, I shall give you what-for

the worst you can do is let out a bored snore

Such a simplistic rhyme scheme

No rhythm to speak of

To o’erthrow the rap regime

I now find myself in love

With this style, that is

I am now acing this pop quiz

Okay, I’ll admit I’m no afficianado

Perhaps you will forgive some small bravado

I seem to have strayed too far off-topic

this was meant to be some sick rhyme wherein

I profess my undying love, admiration rhapsodic

for Heartstuck, our favorite adventure, for the win.

Kyntello:

Psst, DT, hey listen!

must be something I keep missin’

But it’s dev, so I’ll be kissin’

this place good-bye, till you stop pissin’

around so much, so stop a sec

I mean what the heck, there just no respec’

Keep these bros in check, cause there’s work to do

So it’s toodaloo tilll you kids are through.

Gerti: Well I’m thinking in homestuck

It all started with Vris

Who hit Tavros like a mind-truck

And knocked him off a cliff

Then A-rad got mad

And haunted her ass

Which made Vriska get Sollux

To kill her real fast

Then Terezi got angry

And Vriska got sploded

So she mind-whammied Rezi

Into getting her eyes imploded

Once they entered the game

Aradia was pissed

And she knew who to blame

So she layed some smackdown on Vris

And that’s how it went

As far as I know

So let’s figure out what’s happening

And get back to the show

Petroliuus: A mousy dame

In dark, spring night

Awaits the flames

Of tongues so bright

With fire white hot

And the illest of beats

She waits paitiently

For bards to speak

Insaneyanish: POP POP BANG, I came saw and conquered/

STOP DROP HANG, people calling me a monster/

THE CHAIN GANG SANG, we’re willing to make you an offer/

SOME BLING FANGS PANG, hungry for the blood that fills your coffer/

So people sit and stew on it, me I take action/

The government fucking ruined it, I claimed fame to a faction/

And we’re fucking through with it, we’re picking up traction/

There’s nothing left to do with it, but break ‘em down to a fraction/

Ponynautilus: Unable to rap

I transition to haiku

To procrastinate

Tit-tons of school work

An impregnable bastion

I say fuck a duck

Themather1: Ain’t got much rhythms with hostility/

My specialty’s this, hear with me/

I rock this lyrical prose/

Hear me stack up these rows/

Ain’t starting a fire, but I’ll blow away my foes/

Don’t believe me? I can go descriptive/

Get down and dirty, so you’ll have to get prescriptive/

Medicine just to deal with the pain/

Of this shock and awe tactic that puts real pros to shame/

And if you don’t like it, I can go superfluous/

Real repetitive to let you catch up ‘cuz/

I say it thus/

Ain’t no need to change the message just to stir up a fuss/

Let’s get back on topic/

I’ll let you know, I am like a tropic/

Storm that’s come here to blow you away/

‘Cuz there’s both force and flow to every word I say/

Insaneyanish: Yeeeeah, drop yourself and pick it back up/

Lesbros here you know, you don’t like it, TOUGH/

I’ll strongarm this mic, I handle it rough/

And get the party bumpin’ sure enough/

So lets get this shit started/

Raise your lesbrew to the dearly departed/

I spit hot fire to melt the cold hearted/

And the path forward is uncertain, uncharted/

So lets kick it wild and rock the house all night/

If you’re sick with a mic, grab one and lets get hype/

Even if you’re not the type, that’s alright/

Just step the fuck back and watch my lips IGNITE/

I’m sick with it/ quick with it/ I fucking HANDLE my diction/

And I stick with it/ not a dick with it/ I fucking HANDLE that friction/

And my clique’s with it/ We do tricks with it/ I consider it my MISSION/

I’m slick with it/ I get chicks with it/ I’m a lyrical tactician/

DestructionDragon360: Sup bros I’m back hope I’m not too tardy

To jump right in on this rhythmical party

Cuz I’m back, and I’m ready, to throw DOWN son

I’ll ride your ass home and bring back to TOWN son

Once I’m done you’ll know there’s onLY one

Indisputable that I’m the ONE who HAS won

But in the end we know it’s all about havIN’ fun

Bake our victory into SICK HOT CROSS buns

Cuz us, we’re like bros, but so much BE-TTER

And it’s all because of that little LES-ER

All bow down before the great ELL-PEE

For she is the shepherd and the sheep dog is ME

So let’s ban together and raise our glasses

To all our sick rhymes and our handed-out asses

our rhythm is fast, to contrast, our sickly sweet molasses

Of lesbromance felt at our holy masses

So now, we wait, for lP, to up-date

And it’ll come, when it comes, divined by fate

never to late, to reiterate, the slate

that is full, of our notes, made at a mad fast rate

We gotta chill the fuck out, or lest we drop out

and fill our wonderful thread with our madness spout

So pop a squat, sit down, and don’t you dare fucking move,

Cuz in our home, on the thread, we gotta fucking make room.

Twokillermockingbirds: I am dropping right in just to drop some rhymes

Busting this flow’s got a be a crime-

Can you handle

This sick little lyrical vandal?

Your words try to start a fire but I’m just seeing red

I’m getting fired up so I’m gonna jump ahead

Got a heading for the course so of course we’re gonna go

Where those rhythm’s ain’t coarse and those beats are gonna flow

Let’s get low

If we’re all down with it

Then we’re breaking down the wall-,

take it to it’s limit

‘Cause we know that since I’m here, things are getting extreme

Now everybody scream for your Heartstuck rap queen

TypoAdventure: uH, i’M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT THIS,

i DON’T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE,

bUT THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS TO PRACTICE A LOT, sO

bRING IT ON iNSANEyANISH, WHADDYA GOT?

aLL YOU RAPPERS OUT THERE: tHE mATHER, dEE dEE TOO,

gIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON THIS cHUCKLE VOODOO

iTS MY FIRST RAP EVER AND i NEVER WAS A POET, bUT

tHIS LANGUAGE SPILLS OUT, wOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, aND

i HAVE TO SAY i’M NOT THE KIND OF TROLL WHO’S COOKED,

dON’T GOT NO SICK FIRES FALLING OUT OF MY NOOK„

bUT IF WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS A SICK RAP FIRE,

tHEN i GUESS i’LL HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE i PUT THAT LIGHTER,

cUZ

bOY YOU BETTER KNOW THAT i AM SERIOUS

wHEN IT COMES TO LEARNING PROSE i AM IMPERIOUS

iTS NOT A SERENADE, bUT GUYS,

i’M A FIGHTER

i MAKE LEMONS INTO LEMONADE,

bECOME A LIVE WIRE

aND, uH,

hERE’S TO ALL THE JOINING RANKS OF NEW LESBROS,

gOG KNOWS, i’LL THROW IN,

MY SHIT WITH THOSE BROS

lESBEER TO ALL, aND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT,

wE WONT GIVE UP OUR SHIPS WITHOUT A FIGHT„,

hERE COMES THE eND gAME, kANAYA mIRIAM

fINALLY, rELIABLY, gETTIN ON HER hAREM

(woo)

aND NOW FOR TODAY i’M DONE RIPPING PROSE

iT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO COME UP WITH THOSE ROWS

BI

Themather1: Woah, oh damn, that shit be fantastic/

You slaughtered the rhymes and made the rhythm all spastic/

Dunno whether that ought to make me cry or laugh/

Whether to praise you or whack you with a quarterstaff/

That shit is humorous/

Could make critics stir posthumous/

Hard to tell of you tried or went that extra mile to humor us/

Nah I’m just kidding, most of it was decent/

But for sure, we can tell you’re not seasoned/

Keep up that rapping, but pay mind to your rhymes/

Some were good, but to others the warning bell chimes/

If the sounds don’t match you gotta swap the words/

Because when the rhymes do fail, all the rest hurts/


Themather1: Time to differ bards from boys/

See who can sing with real voice/

And call upon the ancient skill/

Of singing tales of war and thrill/

You have all shown prosaic vice/

But try now poems worth a prize/

Do not forget the bard’s real right/

To sing lays to pass the night/

Bring courage to warrior’s heart/

And pass on tales as scholar smart/

Invoke within you an epic tale/

And sing it out without a fail/

For while warrior strikes with steel/

A bard wields his voice and feel/

The while sword it deals in blood/

Bardic music makes emotions flood/

Songs make you fight tooth and nail/

Or can make you feel weak and frail/

I call upon your bardic might/

Show your skill throughout the night/

TypoAdventure: uH OH, wHAT HAVE i GOTTEN MYSELF INTO

i DON’T, uH, i CAN’T BEGIN TO

fATHOM THESE DISPARAGES BETWEEN TEMPERATURE

i MUST, aLLOW hER cONDESENTION TO WIN THIS VENTURE

Gerti: "Discussion thread"

"is pretty dead"

It got shot in the head
By the new thread
We took it out behind the shed
And now it's full of lead
To the fishes it was fed
It's final rites were read
And over it's body we tread
On our way to the real thread instead.

TwoKillerMockingbirds: Dead? The situation's not that grave
Nothing sick beats ain't able to save
So a shiny new thread's a bit of a distraction
But all the bros know this is where we got the action
Imagine the reactions when they find out what they missed
It's not too far a stretch to say the bitches'll be pissed

gerti: You know, that's a valid point you've made
I wouldn't abandon this thread if I got paid
A hundred thousand dollars
By a billionaire in suede
I'd just tell him "Hell no!"
And show him a blade
But the goings pretty slow
And despite the fires we'll throw
I think what's happening on the main thread
Is gonna steal the show
But once that's all over
And we've all dried our eyes
The lesbros will come flocking back
And we'll rap again with our allies

insaneyanish: "Fuck Poetry"

How do I FUCKING count the ways?
That this comment eluded my gaze.
This just isn't how I was raised.
I'll fucking rap for days, cuz' rhyme pays.
You'll be lost for days in my deadly maze,
because deception is the deadly game the devil plays.
So if you ever think that I DON'T EXIST? You can swallow my fist. All the way to the wrist. Halt, stop and desist. I might allow you to exist.
When I'm rapping pissed, my shots don't miss.


Reign: "How do I FUCKING count the ways?
That this comment eluded my gaze.
This just isn't how I was raised.
I'll fucking rap for days, cuz' rhyme pays."

No need exists to reinvent the words
already writ', long 'fore our time, that best
refute this unkempt stanza, 'tis best
the man himself recites the art's true form.

AppositeNautilus: AN: Fuck poetry.
You cannot do it. You cannot fuck the poetry.
I went out to the snack machine
Because my friends required tuck
Though I lacked requisite funds
And therefore I was out of luck
But while winos were wandering
Their fuchsia stars all flickered out
I padded round the solemn halls
And asked some girls to help me out
And when at last I'd found the cash
I went to purchase snacks anew
But someone came up at my side
Quite lovely, though I knew not who
She was in fact a glimmering girl
With short and playful tangled hair
Who fixed for me the cruel machine
To ask her name, I did not dare.
Though she be old, condescending
With hollow eyes and silly stats
I will ask her to follow me
And play our games and hold my snacks
And walk along these solemn halls
And have, until her birthday's done
Inordinate amounts of sweets
And lots and lots of girly fun.

Kyntello: "Fuck poetry"

What parchment drapes upon the desk of thee?
So soft and supple as the greatest creams
Such brilliant text is oft not mine to see
If only in my darkest, shameful dreams
To be intwined with text so boldly formed
My heart would but collapse in guilty joy
And oh! upon my breast, such words adorned
Such pleasure it would bring this lonely boy
But such a pleasure is to far from mine
And lonesome and unhappy I'll remain
Until the wond'rous poetry of thine
Can join with me in pleasures once again
And so my dreams distract this wand'ring mind
Till lust and love this poor soul still may find

Stormspirit (parody): Three Lesbians for the Elven-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-ladies in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Women doomed to die,
One for the Dark Mistress on her dark throne
In the Land of Lesmordor where the Shadows lie.
One Lesbian to rule them all, One Lesbian to find them,
One Lesbian to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Lesmordor where the Shadows lie.

CSJ: Well, they are sexy, and here must I remain,
This Fan Adventure my prison! I have lost
Beauties and feelings, such as would have been
Most sweet to my remembrance even when Lesbians
Had dimm'd mine eyes to blindness! They, meanwhile,
Students, whom I never more may meet again,
On springy Aradia, along Nepeta's edge,
Wander in gladness, and wind down, perchance,
To that still roaring Rose, of which I told
The roaring Rose, o'erwooded, narrow, deep,
And only speckled by the mid-day sun;
Where her slim trunk the Jane from rock to rock
Flings arching like a bridge;—that branchless Jane,
Unsunn'd and damp, whose few poor yellow leaves
Ne'er tremble in the gale, yet tremble still,
Fann'd by the Feferi! and there my friends
Behold the dark green file of long lank Jade,
That all at once (a most fantastic sight!)
Still nod and drip beneath the dripping edge
Of the blue Vriska. {C}insaneyanish: YEAH turn it up turn it up turn it up
YEAH burn it up burn it up burn it up
YEAH turn it up turn it up turn it up
YEAH burn it up burn it up burn it up

I'm a MADMAN, with white gas in his FAT HANDS/
I GRAB FANS, and torch everything south of the BADLANDS/
I write up a BATTLE PLAN with a SPRAY CAN/
The NEW BRAND of this LAND is IDON'TGIVEAFUCKISTAN/

I make the fire SPREAD/ amongst the hundreds now DEAD/
Torch the MISLEAD/ is the words that I SAID/
Go AHEAD and SPIT LEAD, my shit brings DREAD/
The fire SOON CONSUMES the THOUGHTS in your HEAD/

I SPIT FIRE, and no I'm not speaking METAPHORS/
Call the CORE/ for MORE ORE to leave BODIES ON FLOORS/
I HIT THE SHORE just like the SECOND WORLD WAR/
Leave BURNT WRECKAGE behind me, now I'm AT YOUR FRONT DOOR/

I don't kick it in, I just TORCH IT TO CINDERS/
Your whole state to me is nothing but TINDER/
You're just a BEGINNER, I'm only the WINNER/
I'll smoke out a PINNER and eat up SINNERS like TV DINNERS/


chezrush as roxy: sup everyone lets listen
especially the witches the heirs and the spiderbitches
since mamas gonna bat you
(beat)
all the robots in this psycho harbor
are going to be killed by the drunken barber
you know jane
she tries to love jake
but really she is going to be in pain
so thatws why i vote for dirkxjake
and then shell be back to meeeeeee
(beat)
you know being alcoholic at 16
has taught me about life and things
thats its a hard place to live
but who the fuck cares lets murder some and thrive
i lost my mind
it used to be so aligned
but now
whatever
i can just try to do more no matter the weather

Chezrush again as Ash Wasp

SUP MOTHERFUCKER
I CANT SLEEP AT ALL
YOU KNOW I TOOK THE FALL
WHEN YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL
THAT MADE EVERYONE BAWL
YOU KNOW SHIT
I'M TAKING CARE OF IT
BUT NOW I'M GONNA BLITZ
EXPLODE IT INTO BITZ

YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKER
THEY TRIED TO KILL ME
BUT IN THE END THEY BECAME GRILLED MEAT
SHIT IS STUPID
YOU BETTER BELIVE IT
I GOT A BROTHER
HIS NAME'S JOHN
YOU KNOW HE'S MY BEST MON
GOTS ME THE MONEY
NOTHING FUNNY
AND NOW I'M HERE AND I'M ROCKING YEAH

MY MOM SAID IMMA MISTAKE
SO DOES MY POP
BUT FUCK THEM I'M ON THE TOP
SOME COP TRIED TO ARREST ME
FOR TRYING TO JAYWALK
HEY WHAT
YOU THINK I'M SOMETHING LIKE
THAT OJ GUY?

MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS LUE
GOT ME DOWN IN THE BLUE
BUT YOU WILL REALLY RUE
THE DAY YOU MISSED WITH THE GRUE

HOLLA

Music/soundEdit

http://tindeck.com/listen/ynhu - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/xyqk - remoteislandsyndrome remix of Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/mpkn - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/chcg - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/tpfk - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/qpnu - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/ulbv - tenebrais

http://tindeck.com/listen/sspm - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/vfly - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/bzip - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/wdhf - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/qbsf - jollyPacifist

http://tindeck.com/listen/lknz - Paradoxius

http://tindeck.com/listen/uowt - jollyPacifist

http://tindeck.com/listen/tnlz - Paradoxius

http://soundcloud.com/agent-cheese/challenge - csj

http://tindeck.com/listen/kkll - Kyntello and dreaton

http://tindeck.com/listen/lxzd - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/suut - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/pjjq - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/gwor - ponynautilus

http://tindeck.com/listen/yoxz - Kyntello

http://tindeck.com/listen/kxdf - Kyntello

petroliuus: http://www.mediafire.com/?u3b033lhd381636,2xvyb6jri9zdoe1

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gmxbgv4c5yyr5va - petroliuus

http://www.mediafire.com/?j5s3mh29cz2u6fh,k39l3f5cidfa5k1,jvsuu8jpnyjhp72 - petroliuus

http://www.mediafire.com/?416ykowwmyy99wh - Kyntello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4raIHdrow - lieutenant fish

ImagesEdit

title , recipe - airey manip

http://i44.tinypic.com/21n0e8z.jpg - ? manip

http://i.imgur.com/4Ruxw.png - redux

http://holycowworshipper.deviantart.com/#/d4oepq6 - holly

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/036/6/7/heartstuck___kanaya__take_the_lead_by_marsrivers-d4osopp.png - kismenarcissist.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/3/c/frog_head__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4ouqct.png - holly

SeaGoat - typoadventure

SeaGoatDad - typoadventure

DeathOfTheAuthor - Destruction. Dragon 360 manip

http://i.imgur.com/9FfhZ.png - upsidepickle manip

http://i.imgur.com/idTjV.png - skykat manip

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/061/0/0/dont_ask_by_marsrivers-d4rjfdo.jpg - kismenarcissist

http://i.imgur.com/sFJe4.gif - sirhc1018 manip

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/062/d/3/rageradia_by_homewinggamer-d4rmliv.gif - homewinggamer manip

http://i.imgur.com/i4SHv.png - redux manip

http://i.imgur.com/kYPA9.png - quizzle manip?

http://i.imgur.com/wqJk2.png - bloodyEmissary

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/118/b/7/dimples__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4xv0r4.png - holly

http://i.cubeupload.com/0A9796.png - baxbound manip

strider - ? Manip

http://i.imgur.com/lhpky.png - DarkTechnomancer

http://i.imgur.com/lX5Nl.png - DarkTechnomancer

http://i.imgur.com/VSCYO.png - Easykill

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/346/d/f/hey_listen__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4ix93w.png = Holly

http://i.imgur.com/WqdPE.png = bloodyemissary manIp

http://i.imgur.com/4CIU2.png - highwaywizard

HeartstuckKanaya - raidell

fanpic4 - typoadventure

http://i.imgur.com/1YjDC.png - Reecer6

thisisbad - brogan

http://i.imgur.com/JfahK.png - whypurplewhy (manip)

2fanpic - typoadventure

2fanpic2 - typoadventure

punkrocknepeta - Paradoxius

Punk - Paradoxius

http://holycowworshipper.deviantart.com/art/Half-life-Homestuck-278700551 - holly

4Fanpic - typoadventure

kanayapony - brogan

albinokarkatcopy - cheq

http://img.loldepot.com/cb452c24dfa1db5b1291.gif - typoadventure, animated by curris

6Fanpic2 - typoadventure

fanartvskaanaround2 - kaana

sadnepeta- kaana

KanayaHulkHeartstuck - raidell manip

KanayaHulkTroll - raidell manip

http://i.imgur.com/r9GHq.jpg - petroliuus

http://i.imgur.com/BOV6j.jpg - petroliuus

http://i.imgur.com/Ei4uG.png - petroliuus

69fanart-1 - typoadventure

http://i.imgur.com/I4aEb.jpg - petroliuus

http://i.imgur.com/zojUE.jpg - petroliuus

http://i.imgur.com/6qOch.png - holly

HeartstuckKanayasketch - pinkbeverage

broisasexybeast - omrifan67

HeartstuckStalllllllingComicSKETCHHHHH - pinkbeverage

HeartstuckStalllingComic - pinkbeverage

http://i.imgur.com/LUeVU.png - Easykill manip

HeartstuckNepetaWIP - pinkbeverage

http://i.imgur.com/CZhMU.gif - holly

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/081/5/8/min_fang__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4tl4z8.png - holly

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/085/e/c/drawing_of_aradia_sleepwear_by_kittenishcat-d4u1ty8.jpg - flyingunicorn

Dicks - Aggrievestemulence manip

A-Rad- insaneYanish

neps - insaneYanish

http://i.imgur.com/7lyb7.png - Easykill

http://i.imgur.com/Caizg.png - Easykill

RomanceNovel1 - typoAdventure. Manip

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/139/f/6/fallen_angel_vriska_by_lasttelcontar-d50d74k.png - kismenarcissist

http://i.imgur.com/dTSrs.png - easykill


http://i.imgur.com/oxodw.jpg - petroliuus


http://gabe08.wikispaces.com/file/view/LP_Midas.jpg/334758690/294x259/LP_Midas.jpg -adurnafricai manip

RosesummonsYanish - typoadventure

http://www.mediafire.com/?pyvvddq8u5vx6 - kyntello

http://i.imgur.com/akq8w.png - orangeAipom

http://i.imgur.com/OFArw.png - darktechnomancer

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21066254/You%27re%20welcome.png themather manip

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21066254/You%27re%20welcome2.png themather manip

http://i.imgur.com/P8Gnl.png moldovaineurovision2011 manip

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/005/2/f/serenity_side__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4le5us.png holly

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/143/b/0/dress_up__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d50sw1j.png - holly

http://i.imgur.com/pHFyJ.png - darkTechnomancer

SigsEdit

b122 - typoadventure, Paradoxius

HannaCalmasis -typoadventure

InviteAradia -typoadventure

NepArainawe -typoadventure

PLATONICseduction -typoadventure

TavFam -typoadventure

http://i.imgur.com/UDe3g.png - Easykill

http://i.imgur.com/OJKnX.png - Easykill

http://i.imgur.com/zdegG.png - upsidepickle

http://i.imgur.com/3tDMX.png - upsidepickle

Extra contentEdit

http://i.imgur.com/EIv69.png - lp manip

http://i.imgur.com/MDgiT.png - lovecraftianparadox manip

arrows -lp manip

http://i.imgur.com/kjz6J.png - lovecraftianparadox

http://i.imgur.com/Pcjdt.png - lp?

http://i.imgur.com/nkf0N.png - lp
http://i.imgur.com/E512V.png - lp
http://i.imgur.com/BIXed.png - lp

Lovecraftianparadox(Feferi Roleplay): I’m true and reel mot)(erglubber, so t)(ey call me TRILL!

T)(is ocean’s arctic cold and it’s ‘cause I’m so C)(ILL! 38D

Yea)( I’ll KRILL a brinesucker w)(o puts t)(eir FIN ON MY GILLS

I got stacks on deck, I’ve got 413 MIL!

Boondollars, bitc)(, I ain’t takin’ any euros

But I’m taking all your bitc)(es, and I’m stealing alla YOUR )(O-ES

FanficEdit

http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/typoAdventure/LuxvsVriska.gif?t=1334795299 - typoadventure - tA: Hey TZ hows iit goiing

gC: GOOD

gC: GR34T 4CTU4LLY

gC: 1 JUST G4V3 VR1SK4 TH4T 8-B4LL 1 H4D YOU M4K3 FOR M3

tA: That’s cool

tA: Does iit work ok?

gC: Y34H!

tA: So she’s lookiing at iit riight now?

gC: Y34H, SH3S GOT 1T R1GHT N3XT TO H3R 3Y3, L1K3 TH4T W1LL H3LP H3R S33 B3TT3R

tA: Perfect.

gC: WH4T?

tA: Oh sorry wrong wiindow.

tA: II’m also chattiing wiith Sol

gC: OK4Y

gC: SO WH4TS UP, 4PPL3B3RRY?

gC: OH MY GOD 1 H4V3 TO GO

tA: What iis iit?

gC: 1T JUST 3XPLOD3D!

gC: I H4V3 TO H3LP H3R

tA: what

gC: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  • gC has become idle*

tA: …

tA: B)

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{C}twokillermockingbirds:

{C}The grip of the gun felt foreign in his hands. It didn't belong any more. None of this belonged anymore. It should have been a dream. He kept hoping that the trees that seemed all too goddamn peaceful would suddenly burn, and angry clowns would come out dancing or some fucking crazy shit so that he could wake up and just see her next to him again. He would do anything to just feel her soft breath against his neck, anything just to brush away that one lock of hair that always fell in her eyes.

His hands were shaking. He couldn’t show it- couldn’t let himself show it. Calmly, quietly, Rufio forced himself to speak. “Any last words?”

A whisper replied from beneath the matted hair, “I love you.”

“Fuck no, Min.” Rufio managed to respond. “If you tell me you love me all you will fucking get in return is my love.” His voice was rising- he tried to swallow it down, to get away but all he felt was iron knotting in his stomach and a throbbing in his head. There was too much red, everything soaked in red he couldn’t bring himself to comprehend.

“Pick some other last words, Min.”

“Shoot me.” Soft again- she was tired, he could tell- the blood loss. Red, too much red.

The sun filtered through the trees, casting shifting green shadows. She looked like a ragdoll.

Min spoke, her voice taking on a harsh edge. “Kill me. Why can’t you kill me? I don’t deserve this, can’t you kill me? We knew it was going to happen. Here’s your chance. Please- just do it fast. Kill me.”

His hands were shaking, his eyes beginning to well up. “I can’t do it, Min.”

Now she screamed. “Coward! Goddamn coward! Kill me kill me kill me kill me, God why can’t you just fucking kill me?” She was sobbing, her body wracking with the strength she had left.

He couldn’t take it. Rufio snapped, his voice cracking. “You want me to fucking kill you? Are you going to lie there and force my hand, Spinneret?” He spat the words like venom. “Fine. Fine!”

He leveled the gun, and pulled the hammer back.

“This is for the girl who tried to hack a password by typing 8008s.”

A crack, then splinters of wood rained down from where the bullet lodged in the trunk of the tree.
Min’s eyes pleading with him, but Rufio couldn’t see through the tears.

“This shot is for the girl who would never let me walk through a hallway.”

Another shot, and more lead found its way into the tree.

“This for the girl who always took the stairs just so she could hold me. This one for the girl who tempted me during class hours. This is for the girl who whispered to me at night in Vietnamese. This, this for the girl who up until I took you for the first time, seemed abs-fucking-lutely set on the idea that I was gay.”

Four more shots fired in rapid succession.

Rufio’s hands were shaking now as he lowered the gun, placing the hot steel against Min’s head. She slumped back, eyes closed- waiting. “And this one is for the girl who thinks her past means anything to me now.”

Rufio gritted his teeth, and pulled the trigger.

The click echoed in the empty barrel.

“I am not leaving you, Min. And I never will.”

She was shivering as he picked her up, tenderly, and began to walk again.

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