|You are AJ. You are a 15 year old artist/gamer/web designer, and frankly, a bit pissed. You can't remember what you were about to do, but you know it was very exciting.|
The game starts with you playing a 15-year-old named AJ, who has just forgotten something exciting, and is standing in his room. He then attempts to try to leave the room, but something heavy and drunk blocks the way.
- AJ - The main character. A 15-year-old artist/gamer/web designer who is very relaxed and somewhat forgetful. He transforms into AWESOME MAN: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE by putting his hair back and wearing a blanket as a cape. In this form, he can make really obscure 80's references, and make fun of celebrities in the blink of an eye, both of which he can do normally as well. It is suspected that he is a self-insertion by the author.